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Sure, we may see some pretty rough stuff in the porn that’s out there today. Gangbangs, double-anals, gagging, bukkake, and a bunch of other things that you might not have seen in porn from the 1940s. But one thing that we don’t do to our women today is suggest that shooting Lysol up their hoo-ha is a damn fine idea.

Check out the little collection of vintage ads linked below to read how this idea was sold to women. They were told thier husbands were going out at night without them because they were neglecting feminine hygiene and that Lysol was both safe and gentle to use as a douche. They were told that using Lysol would help her stay young and healthy. And they were told that “often a wife fails to realize that doubts due to one intimate neglect shut her out from happy married love.”

You can click on the small images below to open larger versions of these ads in a new window.

Actually, there is a little more to this story, which you can read by clicking the link below for the full posting on this.

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Here’s something sure to brighten up your next party. Or maybe, if you’ve had enough of your local PTA, these might be the perfect thing to bring to the next school bake sale.

The cookies are actually pretty easy to make. And the reaction when people see them is priceless. You can tell right away who’s looked at bukkake porn online!

You can find the recipe on this page: Bukkake Cookies

The Porn Bread site also has instructions for making penis pretzels, viagra cupcakes, ejaculating eclairs, and many more.

While you’re waiting for the cookies to bake, here are a couple of movies galleries you can check out. You’ll find three movie clips on each page. You can start with “Tampa Bukkake Damsel In Distress Party” and then take a look at “Ebony Natalie Gang Banged by White Guys”

Both of those are from Tampa Bukkake, which features American-style bukkake events.