http://www.xratedtv.com/xlog/2007/02/08/whats-a-pole-dancer-without-a-tattoo.html a twisted and humorous look at sex, pornography, and the world in general Mon, 21 May 2012 19:43:27 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.7 http://www.xratedtv.com/xlog/2007/02/08/whats-a-pole-dancer-without-a-tattoo.html#comment-173 Thu, 15 Feb 2007 14:47:12 +0000 http://www.xratedtv.com/xlog/2007/02/08/whats-a-pole-dancer-without-a-tattoo.html#comment-173 [...] I recently was doing some channel surfing….you know that manual thing people used to do with their TV before they found their computer screen was actually much more interesting ….and I caught a glimpse of sexy Teri Hatcher on a talk show (I admit…it was Oprah and yes I did watch…but only while she was…) doing some stripper moves. I found that stripping has become the "new" excercise craze, especially pole dancing. It has become so popular that they even have stripperciae for kids, complete with tatoo kits. Now this is a excellent idea. Train them early. Besides, if a wife could give a great lap dance and duplicate the stripper experience, perhaps guys wouldn’t mind them buying those expensive little bobbles once in a while. I mean seriously, you would have no reason to drop a couple hundred bucks a month at a strip club if you could simply tuck them bucks at home. If your not willing to give up that strip club experience, just be prepared, your wife would be fully trained to go out and learn how to milk other guys for all of their hard earned cash. [...] […] I recently was doing some channel surfing….you know that manual thing people used to do with their TV before they found their computer screen was actually much more interesting ….and I caught a glimpse of sexy Teri Hatcher on a talk show (I admit…it was Oprah and yes I did watch…but only while she was…) doing some stripper moves. I found that stripping has become the "new" excercise craze, especially pole dancing. It has become so popular that they even have stripperciae for kids, complete with tatoo kits. Now this is a excellent idea. Train them early. Besides, if a wife could give a great lap dance and duplicate the stripper experience, perhaps guys wouldn’t mind them buying those expensive little bobbles once in a while. I mean seriously, you would have no reason to drop a couple hundred bucks a month at a strip club if you could simply tuck them bucks at home. If your not willing to give up that strip club experience, just be prepared, your wife would be fully trained to go out and learn how to milk other guys for all of their hard earned cash. […]

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